No, seriously, you could BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH! with one of those things!

I am so easily entertained :P I tried to club my dad over the head with it, but hammers work so much better :P

Do ignore my just-woke-up hair, as I have indeed just woke up. At 7pm. Shut it :P

Snow all goned :( Well, kinda, It hasn't actually melted properly on our side of the road, so you still might manage to kill yourself to you try to go anywhere. Woe.