New journal. That whole new year, new start thing. and i'm gonna try really hard to actually write in it this time :P

I'm not deleting this old journal, so if you want me to remove you from its friend list, let me know. I'm also not going to add anybody as a friend to my new journal unless they request it; so no pressure from you guy if you don't wanna know me any more :)

woot :P

View more photos with more animals here.

THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS!

No, seriously, watch the whole thing, it gets even cuter

*iz ded*

The dog just stole my cheque book! It's not enough that he has a sock and underwear fetish, now he's after my money as well!

Naughty boy! Not a toy!

So as it turns out, once you've removed all the plastic bottles, coke cans, cardboard boxes and newspapers from my bedroom floor, there's really not much left to tidy lol. It really is just all rubbish (/recyclables). Oh, and coat hangers. I'm quite convinced that 80% of the UK's coat hanger population lives in my bedroom.

I've been ill this past week. At first dad thought I had the flu, but when I started having a ridiculously hard time trying to breathe we concluded that it was actually probably more like an allergic reaction to something. Joy. Meh. I'm feeling a little bit better today, though all the dust i'm inhaling probably isn't helping any. Also, in the midst of the moving things about, I have infact lost my Strepsils.

See, tidying is bad for you :P

If you don't think this is one of the cutest things EVER, then there is something seriously wrong with you :P

I'm feeling a little better now. Mostly cos i've been playing with the hamster and eating Jaffa Cakes, of which I do appreciate the irony.

Spider in the bath! Spider in the bath! SPIDER IN THE BATH!!!! *shrieks*

Edit: Behind the cut is a 600x800 close-up picture of said spider. If you are a big spider scaredy-cat (joyee, i'm talking about you), don't click on it!

( evil! EVIL! )

There was an armed robbery in the village this morning.

Tesco.

We're not talking big Tesco here, we're talking little Tesco, the tiniest Tesco you ever did see.

a very good reason why you should always shop online, and being a security guard is just stupid :P

Edit: And there's a piece up about it on the Northern Echo website. According to my dad there are CSIs there right at this very moment. So trying to stop myself for walking down there to have a look lol.

I'm off to Eldon Square tomorrow. Shopping! YEY! Unfortunately we're leaving at 9am so i've to be up really early, and we won't be back til maybe 3 or 4pm so I fear I may have a dog-mess situation to clean up in the hall when we get back :P

It's also actually my first trip to Newcastle. I know, I suck at being a North-Easterner :x

I'm so taking my camera with me :P Observing Geordies in their natural habitat lol. It'll be like bird watching, only with real life people :D

I want to go on the train. Daddy says no :( I want to take a picture of the Angel. Daddy says we'll turn off before then :(

I suddenly want to go to the Metro instead :P

I'm gonna sell the hamster to a circus, he'd be awesome on the flying trapeze :P

Who needs TV with entertainment like that? I didn't mention that did I? The freeview remote has gone walkies. I have a feeling the dog's nicked it. I dropped it on the floor (my bed's about 5ft off the floor) and I looked down at it and thought meh, i'll get it in the morning. Then, when I woke up, it was gone. So i'm stuck with channels 1 - 5 and QVC until I can find the damn thing.

He's so cute, just swinging about. I wish the dog could find some way to entertain himself like that :P

I have an session with Angela on Monday at 2:00pm and a check-up with Dr. Thornham on Friday at - get this - 8:40am. Fun stuff. I still haven't gained any weight. It's getting frustrating.

Angela gave me some sites to look at but I only just got round to it; Five Areas and Living Life to the Full.

Living Life to The Full On-line is a powerful new life skills resource. The course has been written by a psychiatrist who has many years of experience using a Cognitive behaviour therapy (CBT) approach and also in helping people use these skills in everday life. During the development phase of the course, each module has been used by a wide range of health care practitioners and members of the public. Joining and using the site is entirely free - with thanks to sponsorship from the Centre for Change and Innovation at the Scottish Executive Health Department.

It actually looks kind of interesting.

Okay, so yesterday it snowed, this morning it rained, and now? It's hailing.

Apocalypse?

No, seriously, you could BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH! with one of those things!

I am so easily entertained :P I tried to club my dad over the head with it, but hammers work so much better :P

Do ignore my just-woke-up hair, as I have indeed just woke up. At 7pm. Shut it :P

Snow all goned :( Well, kinda, It hasn't actually melted properly on our side of the road, so you still might manage to kill yourself to you try to go anywhere. Woe.

Would you believe that it's snowing?

Would you also believe that I didn't notice? :P

I've fallen in love with some Playboy branded underwear (The pink ones). I just have to have them. HAVE TO!

Please, somebody shoot me.

The only consolation would be that with them being under my clothes, no one would ever actually know that I had sank so low. It'd be our little secret :P

Shhh :P


In other news, my dad bought me some more bananas today (because I ate them all again lol) and they are clearly some kind of giant teenage mutant ninja bananas.



I almost died from the excitement :P

Now, i'm not normally one to laugh hysterically when an animal gets itself into a precarious situation, but my God was it funny :P

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Naturally I had to take pictures before I unstuck him :P (In my defence they were very hurried pics, hence the fugly flash)

Max just tried to catch a mouse! I'm so proud of him lol. He normally just barks to let me know he's heard something down there, but today he legged it down the stairs and chased it down the kitchen. I was quite impressed :P

The hamster's watching me type. It's unnerving :P